Tuesday, October 25, 2005

The Priss and the Manchild

Who would have thought that the Priss and the Manchild make such a perfect couple?

The Priss
Mature. Responsible. Aristocratic. Excuse me. The Priss.

Prisses are the smartest of all female types. You're highly perceptive, and confident in your judgements. You'd take brutal honesty over superficiality any time--your friends always know where they stand with you. You're completely unfake. Don't tell me that's not a word. You're also excellent at redirecting internal negative energy.

These facts indicate people are often intimidated by you. They also fall for you, hard. You have a distant, composed allure that many find irresistible. If only more of them lived up to your standards.

You were probably the last among your friends to have sex. And the first to pretend that you're pregnant. LOL. Though you're inclined to use sex as weapon, at least it's not as one of mass destruction. You're choosier than most about your partners. A supportive relationship is what you're really after. Whether you know it or not, you need something steady & long-term. And soothing.

ALWAYS AVOID: The Playboy, The Loverboy

CONSIDER: The Manchild

The Manchild
Hopeful. Awkward. Soft-headed. Fire intrigues you. You are The Manchild.

Okay, Manchildren have some good qualities. They can be unpredictable, brash, magnetic--and therefore highly charismatic. Particularly, you're passionate and are often a hell of a lot of fun.

You can be unthinking and hurtful, and we think you LIKE seeing bad things happen. You've had a moderate number of relationships, but broken a disproportionate number of hearts. In total, you mean well, but don't really have it together.

It's up to you, of course, whether to continue dating. There are plenty of women out there who do deserve you. But you've heard our advice.

I’m one of those lucky women dating The Manchild. My current boyfriend, who has been referred to as The Hated-Ex on previous blog posts, is definitely The Manchild. He is often cold and insensitive, and not because he means to, but because he is simply clueless. He often doesn’t take the time to think about the other person, and even when he does he gets everything all wrong. He is just horrible at discerning other people’s feelings. This is definitely a horrible fault, but I know that he loves me and does his best to please me. Even with all his imperfections, he can make me happy like no other person can. It helps that we share the same interest and sense of humor. I also appreciate the fact that we can talk about everything. He’s always open and honest, and respects my opinions. As the passage above states, he’s a “a hell of a lot of fun” and I find it hard not to be drawn to him.


At 10/25/2005 6:24 AM, Blogger Kim said...

omg, i think those things are so accurate. he's totally the manchild. luis was indeed the playboy as i had predicted.

At 10/26/2005 1:10 AM, Blogger -- said...

I wonder what Karaoke Boy is? And Tennis Boy?

At 11/10/2005 10:32 PM, Anonymous dan said...

hey remember me. i am the asshole that got you a job at columbia with 5 weeks vacation and a 10k pay raise. but rest assured i am always up for a thank you or a sexual favor:)

i am so disappointed. what is manchild thinking


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