Wednesday, October 19, 2005

Test! (Sorry, I had to!)

Oooh, ooh, just took this fun text (thanks Caffeine and Nicotine!) Yes, I can't sleep at night. So sue me.

What are you, girlies??

The Maid of Honor
Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLMf)



Appreciated for your kindness and envied for all your experience, you are The Maid of Honor.

Charismatic, affectionate, and terrific in relationships, you are what many guys would call a "perfect catch"--and you probably have many admirers, each wishing to capture your long-term love. You're careful, extra careful, because the last thing you want is to hurt anyone. Especially some poor boy whose only crime was liking you.

We've deduced you're fully capable of a dirty fling, but you do feel that post-coital attachment after hooking up. So, conscientious person that you are, you do your best to reserve physical affection for those you respect...so you can respect yourself.

Your biggest negative is the byproduct of your careful nature: indecision. You're just as slow rejecting someone as you are accepting them.


Your exact opposite:
Half-cocked

Random Brutal Sex Dreamer


ALWAYS AVOID: The False Messiah, The 5-Night Stand, The Vapor Trail, The Bachelor

CONSIDER: The Gentleman, someone just like you.


Link: The 32-Type Dating Test by OkCupid - Free Online Dating.

15 Comments:

At 10/19/2005 2:40 AM, Blogger The Peter Files Blog of Comedy said...

To make up for it, send a little note to the guy who is annoying you with all his chatter about the World Series.

Tell him you heard about a site with info about where he could get World Series Tickets for $25 and point him here.

http://thepeterfiles.blogspot.com/2005/10/want-25-chicago-white-sox-world-series.html

Its a joke. But it will get him where it hurts.

Thanks for the laughs.

Peter

 
At 10/19/2005 11:52 AM, Blogger ThreeCharlie said...

Will you be my-future-baby's-momma?

 
At 10/19/2005 11:59 AM, Blogger -- said...

Only if you're "The Gentleman"....

;)

 
At 10/19/2005 2:17 PM, Blogger FUNKYBROWNCHICK said...

I took the test twice. The first time, I answered it as honestly as possible and the results labeled me and "Random Brutal Sex Master (RBSMf)". Seems a little harsh ...

 
At 10/19/2005 3:11 PM, Blogger BlackJack said...

Tests like this always crack me up. My results:

The Boy Next Door
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLDm)

*sigh*

 
At 10/19/2005 5:20 PM, Blogger Kim said...

i got the same one! if we are "The perfect catch" how come we're maid of honors, not brides??

 
At 10/20/2005 12:32 AM, Blogger -- said...

Really Kim? I could have sworn you'd have gotten the Nurse: http://www.okcupid.com/personality?type=RGSD&g=2&o=1

;)

 
At 10/20/2005 3:49 AM, Blogger ThreeCharlie said...

Ummmm... I'll hold the door open for you and pick up the tab at the end of the night.

 
At 10/20/2005 4:18 PM, Blogger Kim said...

omg the nurse should totally be me. luis sorta sounds like the playboy... not sure if that is a good thing.

 
At 10/21/2005 12:42 AM, Blogger -- said...

You afraid to take the test, charlie?

;)

 
At 10/21/2005 5:17 PM, Blogger Cleveland Park Men's Club said...

Outstanding site, ladies. It is so good to see you make a general call for men to grow some...lord knows that Washington, DC needs to hear your words...

 
At 10/22/2005 10:42 PM, Blogger Asian Mistress said...

I was The Sonnet...I don't think that's accurate though. :(

 
At 10/24/2005 2:59 AM, Blogger ThreeCharlie said...

Due to intermittent Internet connectivity (really long story) I was finally able to take the quiz. And yeah, I scored gentleman. Oddly enough it does sum up my personality fairly well. So if you ever end up on vacation in Europe maybe we could meet and go fishing in the Med. together.

 
At 10/24/2005 4:16 PM, Blogger -- said...

Sounds like fun!

 
At 10/25/2005 2:01 AM, Blogger -- said...

Cynthia is the Maid of Honor TOO! And Princeton Lawyer is the Loverboy. I wonder what the new guy is?

 

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