Ewwwwwwwwww!
Omg, just got this crazy message on match.com from some 40-year-old. This is the second message now I've gotten like this....From: LOVEWHITEFEET
To: MissKris
Date received: August 31, 2005
Subject: YOU HAVE BEAUTIFUL FAIR WHITE WHITE SKIN MISS KRIS-!I ABSOLUTLY LOVE YOUR BEAUTIFUL PALE WHITE WHITE WHITE SKIN YOUR-MAJESTY-!
I am looking for a WOMAN TO PAMPER WITH FOOT-MASSAGES AND PEDICURES-!
I am also looking FOR A LONG-TERM RELATIONSHIP THAT COULD POSSIBLY LEAD TO MARRIAGE ONE DAY-!
You can always e-mail me back directly at:
(deleted)
My yahoo instant messanger is: (deleted)
or by phone at:
1-(deleted) CEL
or at:
(deleted) HM
-NEIL OR KNEEL AT YOUR PERFECTLY PEDICURED PALE WHITE WHITE WHITE FEET ALWAYS-!!!
posted by . @ 12:26 AM
6 Comments:
Eewww....or better yet, why is he SHOUTING!!
Ask him if he'll rub your bunions or corns too?
Heh, I would, if I had any...
Ughhhhhhh ::shivers::
And yet they wonder why they're single.
I think it could be MacB is disguise!!
Think about it..I bet MacB has, in the past, commented on your nice shoes or something similar. You probably took this to be a charming compliment, when really he was planning to steal your best stilletos as soon as you took them off!
Hey - I'm just trying to put you off taking him to the wedding OK!
Why not invite Lovewhitefeet??!!
Haha. Thanks, Andrew. ;)
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